It’s Friday, May 9

By therefore a.m.

Good morning and welcome to the morning show that treats you like you’re already awake. Your co-hosts Curt Brandao and Jeff Clark invite you to download Therefore a.m. at iTunes, Facebook or Talk Shoe, where you can join us live by clicking talkshoe.com or calling 724 444 7444 and punching in the show ID# 13672. The show starts at 6 a.m. on the East Coast, 3 on the West Coast, 4 and 5 where it counts and midnight in Hawaii, where Curt and Jeff are.

On today’s show, crazy Senegalese bandits cut off the ears of nut-picking villagers. Blood cashews.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7390236.stm

And, two baseball fans sitting side by side at Dodgers Stadium catch back-to-back foul balls. What are the odds? We’ll tell you.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-foulball8-2008may08,0,2116709.story

Next, a kid steps in dog dooty so his mom sues the city.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2008/05/08/mom_sues_after_kid_steps_in_poo/3682/

Finally, if you feel trapped, these faux windows might make you feel faux better.

http://gizmodo.com/388709/faux-skylights-and-windows-for-rooms-without-a-view

All this plus SURFIN’ THE WEBSTER’S and the opportunity to learn the context from which we ripped this VICTIMIZATION QUOTATION:
“There’s no greater responsibility on this job than being gifted with the last shred of trust of someone who’s been robbed of their ability to trust at all.”

Good morning and aloha!

You think, Therefore a.m.

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