Aloha and good everything! Welcome to Therefore a.m., the Talk Show (talkshoe.com) podcast (easily had at digitalslob.com).
Here’s today’s introduction:
Aloha, it’s just barely Sept. 17, 2008, in Hawaii, and welcome to episode 128 of Therefore a.m., the morning talk show that treats you like you’re already awake … on today’s show you know how journalists can sometimes “bury the lead”? well, now you can digest it thanks to a new toaster … we report, you digest on wheat or rye.
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/09/11/wacky_toaster/
Then, an official in Uganda has decided to ban miniskirts beccause they cause civic disruptions. In other news, the rest of the world has decided to ban Uganda for the same reason.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7621823.stm
Plus, British police catch and fine a driver 50 pounds for being asleep at the wheel. Good for them. The last thing we need is sleepy drivers on the road. Wait, what? She was parked the whole time?
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/61884/Driver-fined-50-for-car-park-nap
And finally, can’t get enough of Jerry Seinfeld in those quirky Bill Gates commericials? Well, Seinfeld is off the campaign. Feel free to voice your displeasure by e-mailing Microsoft, assuming you’ve solved all of your Vista’s driver issues.
http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/09/17/its-over-for-seinfeld-but-crispin-porter-keeps-microsoft-business/
All this, plus SURFING THE WEBSTER’S and today’s INAUGURATION QUOTATION, all coming up, on the only podcast where night persons and day persons can actually understand each other –Therefore a.m.
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Here are those last two items:
SURFING THE WEBSTER’S
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INAUGURATION QUOTATION
“All dreaded it, all sought to avert it.”
Again, thanks for joining us. You think, Therefore a.m.